Holiday Candles

Funny container candles for your bathroom. The perfect gift for the holidays.

Bathroom Candles

Funny container candles for your bathroom. The perfect gift for the holidays.

"You Smell Like Shit" Scented Candle

You Smell Like Shit

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Fuck Adulting" Scented Candle

Fuck Adulting

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Today Fucking Sucked" Scented Candle

Today fucking sucked

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Asshole" Scented Candle

Asshole

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Buh-Bye" Scented Candle

Buh-Bye

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Fuck this shit, I'm out." Scented Candle

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Nice Cock Bro" Scented Candle

Nice Cock Bro

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Nice Ass" Scented Candle

Nice Ass

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Updog" Scented Candle

Updog

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"My Boss is a Cunt." Scented Candle

My boss is a cunt.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"My Pussy Matters!" Scented Candle

My Pussy Matters!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Shoud've burned this place down while I had the chance" Scented Candle

Should've burned
this place down while
I had the chance.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Don't be shy, Just Poop." Scented Candle

Don't be shy, Just poop.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"My Pussy" Scented Candle

My Pussy

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"College Dropout" Scented Candle

College Dropout

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Get Naked" Scented Candle

Get Naked

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Eat Shit" Scented Candle

Eat Shit

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"No Hablo Fucktardo" Scented Candle

No Hablo Fucktardo

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"UH OH, STINKY!" Scented Candle

UH OH, STINKY!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Go Fuck Yourself" Scented Candle

Go Fuck Yourself

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Smells like bitch in here." Scented Candle

Smells like bitch in here.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Fugly Bitch" Scented Candle

Fugly Bitch

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"My Cooter" Scented Candle

My Cooter

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Booty Hole" Scented Candle

Booty hole

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Your Mom is Hot!" Scented Candle

Your Mom is hot!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Massive Penis Alert!" Scented Candle

Massive Penis Alert!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"I'd bury a bitch for you!" Scented Candle

I'd bury a bitch for you!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Light me when you're horny" Scented Candle

Light me when you're horny!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Light me when you want a BJ." Scented Candle

Light me when you want a BJ.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Have a nice shit!" Scented Candle

Have a nice shit!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Wash your fucking hands!" Scented Candle

Wash your fucking hands!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Light me after you take a dump." Scented Candle

Light me after you take a dump.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Please don't do coke in my bathroom!" Scented Candle

Please don't do coke
in my bathroom!

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Pop a Squat" Scented Candle

Pop a Squat

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Light me after you smoke." Scented Candle

Light me after you smoke.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Dick Cheese" Scented Candle

Dick Cheese

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Jar of Cum" Scented Candle

Jar of Cum

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"Merry Fucking Christmas" Scented Candle

Merry Fucking Christmas

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"On my Cigarette Break" Scented Candle

On my Cigarette Break

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

"idk what to get you, so here's a candle" Scented Candle

idk what to get you,
so here's a candle.

Scented Candle

  • Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic

  • 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend

  • 100% Cotton Wick

  • Reusable Glass Vessel

  • Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)

  • Available in Five Scents

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What is this Nonsense?

Our Beginning

The story is pretty simple, we saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered, What's stopping me from making this simple item into something that is a combination of funny and inappropriate! And in 2022 Nonsense Scents was born!

About Nonsense Scents

Crafted from a 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend and featuring a 100% Cotton Wick, our candles burn clean and green. Housed in a Reusable Glass Vessel, they're not just a scent; they're a sustainable statement.Compact yet full of character at 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm), our candles come in Five Scents: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt & Orchid, White Sage & Lavender, Cinnamon Vanilla, and our personal favorite, Apple Harvest.Proudly made in the United States, our candles are a blend of American wit and craftsmanship. Join the Nonsense revolution—light up a candle and let the laughter begin!

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"Literally the best candle i've ever purchased. I will be buying everyone's Christmas gifts from your shop!"

"I wasn't sure what to expect, but these candles had me in stitches—figuratively, of course! They're like a stand-up comedy show for your nose."

"Who knew candles could be so hilarious? I've never laughed so much while my apartment smelled so good. It's like a spa day with a side of dad jokes. Highly recommend!"

"Found these candles, and they're the perfect gag gift for my boyfriend! The scent is a great too!

"Finally, a candle company that gets me! The scents are a surprise, and every burn is a mini-adventure. Warning: May cause spontaneous fits of laughter. Handle with care."

"These candles are the real deal! I've never experienced such a fragrant stand-up routine. It's like my sense of smell went to a comedy show and came back with a souvenir."