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Holiday Candles
Funny container candles for your bathroom. The perfect gift for the holidays.
Bathroom Candles
Funny container candles for your bathroom. The perfect gift for the holidays.
You Smell Like Shit
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Fuck Adulting
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Today fucking sucked
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Asshole
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Buh-Bye
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Nice Cock Bro
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Nice Ass
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Updog
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
My boss is a cunt.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
My Pussy Matters!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Should've burned
this place down while
I had the chance.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Don't be shy, Just poop.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
My Pussy
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
College Dropout
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Get Naked
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Eat Shit
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
No Hablo Fucktardo
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
UH OH, STINKY!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Go Fuck Yourself
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Smells like bitch in here.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Fugly Bitch
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
My Cooter
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Booty hole
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Your Mom is hot!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Massive Penis Alert!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
I'd bury a bitch for you!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Light me when you're horny!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Light me when you want a BJ.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Have a nice shit!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Wash your fucking hands!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Light me after you take a dump.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Please don't do coke
in my bathroom!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Pop a Squat
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Light me after you smoke.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Dick Cheese
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Jar of Cum
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Merry Fucking Christmas
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
On my Cigarette Break
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
idk what to get you,
so here's a candle.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
Our Collections
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What is this Nonsense?
Our Beginning
The story is pretty simple, we saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered, What's stopping me from making this simple item into something that is a combination of funny and inappropriate! And in 2022 Nonsense Scents was born!
About Nonsense Scents
Crafted from a 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend and featuring a 100% Cotton Wick, our candles burn clean and green. Housed in a Reusable Glass Vessel, they're not just a scent; they're a sustainable statement.Compact yet full of character at 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm), our candles come in Five Scents: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt & Orchid, White Sage & Lavender, Cinnamon Vanilla, and our personal favorite, Apple Harvest.Proudly made in the United States, our candles are a blend of American wit and craftsmanship. Join the Nonsense revolution—light up a candle and let the laughter begin!
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"Literally the best candle i've ever purchased. I will be buying everyone's Christmas gifts from your shop!"
"I wasn't sure what to expect, but these candles had me in stitches—figuratively, of course! They're like a stand-up comedy show for your nose."
"Found these candles, and they're the perfect gag gift for my boyfriend! The scent is a great too!
"Finally, a candle company that gets me! The scents are a surprise, and every burn is a mini-adventure. Warning: May cause spontaneous fits of laughter. Handle with care."