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You Smell Like Shit Candle
Fuck Adulting Candle
Today Fucking Sucked Candle
Asshole Candle
Buh-Bye Candle
"Fuck this shit, I'm out" Candle
Nice Cock Bro Candle
Nice Ass Candle
Updog Scented Candle
"My Boss is a Cunt" Candle
"My Pussy Matters!" Candle
Arson Candle
"Don't be Shy, Just Poop" Candle
My Pussy Scented Candle
College Dropout Candle
Get Naked Candle
Eat Shit Candle
No Hablo Fucktardo Candle
UH OH STINKY! Candle
Go Fuck Yourself
"Smells like bitch in here" Candle
Fugly Bitch Candle
My Cooter Scented Candle
Booty Hole Scented Candle
"Your Mom is Hot!" Candle
"Massive Penis Alert!" Candle
"I'd bury a bitch for you!" Candle
"Light me when you're horny" Candle
"Light me when you want a BJ" Candle
"Have a Nice Shit!" Candle
"Wash your Fucking Hands!" Candle
"Light me after you take a dump" Candle
"Don't do coke in my bathroom!" Candle
Pop a Squat Candle
"Light me after you smoke" Candle
Dick Cheese Candle
Jar of Cum (Candle)
Merry Fucking Christmas Candle
On My Cigarette Break Candle
idk, here's a candle
Holiday Candles
Funny container candles for your bathroom. The perfect gift for the holidays.
Fuck Adulting Candle
Arson Candle
Nice Cock Bro Candle
Updog Scented Candle
"My Pussy Matters!" Candle
"Don't be Shy, Just Poop" Candle
My Pussy Scented Candle
College Dropout Candle
Get Naked Candle
Eat Shit Candle
No Hablo Fucktardo Candle
UH OH STINKY! Candle
Go Fuck Yourself
"Smells like bitch in here" Candle
Fugly Bitch Candle
My Cooter Scented Candle
Booty Hole Scented Candle
"Your Mom is Hot!" Candle
"Massive Penis Alert!" Candle
"I'd bury a bitch for you!" Candle
"Light me when you're horny" Candle
"Light me when you want a BJ" Candle
"Have a Nice Shit!" Candle
"Wash your Fucking Hands!" Candle
"Light me after you take a dump" Candle
"Don't do coke in my bathroom!" Candle
Pop a Squat Candle
"Light me after you smoke" Candle
Dick Cheese Candle
Jar of Cum (Candle)
Merry Fucking Christmas Candle
idk, here's a candle
Bathroom Candles
Funny container candles for your bathroom. The perfect gift for the holidays.
You Smell Like Shit Candle
Asshole Candle
Nice Cock Bro Candle
Nice Ass Candle
Updog Scented Candle
"Don't be Shy, Just Poop" Candle
Eat Shit Candle
UH OH STINKY! Candle
Booty Hole Scented Candle
"Massive Penis Alert!" Candle
"Have a Nice Shit!" Candle
"Wash your Fucking Hands!" Candle
"Light me after you take a dump" Candle
"Don't do coke in my bathroom!" Candle
Pop a Squat Candle
!["You Smell Like Shit" Scented Candle](assets/images/image01.jpg?v=9d03044c)
You Smell Like Shit
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Fuck Adulting" Scented Candle](assets/images/image03.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Fuck Adulting
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Today Fucking Sucked" Scented Candle](assets/images/image04.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Today fucking sucked
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Asshole" Scented Candle](assets/images/image05.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Asshole
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Buh-Bye" Scented Candle](assets/images/image06.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Buh-Bye
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Fuck this shit, I'm out." Scented Candle](assets/images/image07.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Fuck this shit, I'm out.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Nice Cock Bro" Scented Candle](assets/images/image08.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Nice Cock Bro
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Nice Ass" Scented Candle](assets/images/image09.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Nice Ass
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Updog" Scented Candle](assets/images/image10.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Updog
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["My Boss is a Cunt." Scented Candle](assets/images/image11.jpg?v=9d03044c)
My boss is a cunt.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["My Pussy Matters!" Scented Candle](assets/images/image12.jpg?v=9d03044c)
My Pussy Matters!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Shoud've burned this place down while I had the chance" Scented Candle](assets/images/image13.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Should've burned
this place down while
I had the chance.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Don't be shy, Just Poop." Scented Candle](assets/images/image14.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Don't be shy, Just poop.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["My Pussy" Scented Candle](assets/images/image15.jpg?v=9d03044c)
My Pussy
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["College Dropout" Scented Candle](assets/images/image16.jpg?v=9d03044c)
College Dropout
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Get Naked" Scented Candle](assets/images/image17.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Get Naked
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Eat Shit" Scented Candle](assets/images/image18.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Eat Shit
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["No Hablo Fucktardo" Scented Candle](assets/images/image19.jpg?v=9d03044c)
No Hablo Fucktardo
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["UH OH, STINKY!" Scented Candle](assets/images/image20.jpg?v=9d03044c)
UH OH, STINKY!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Go Fuck Yourself" Scented Candle](assets/images/image21.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Go Fuck Yourself
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Smells like bitch in here." Scented Candle](assets/images/image22.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Smells like bitch in here.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Fugly Bitch" Scented Candle](assets/images/image23.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Fugly Bitch
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["My Cooter" Scented Candle](assets/images/image24.jpg?v=9d03044c)
My Cooter
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Booty Hole" Scented Candle](assets/images/image25.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Booty hole
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Your Mom is Hot!" Scented Candle](assets/images/image26.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Your Mom is hot!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Massive Penis Alert!" Scented Candle](assets/images/image27.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Massive Penis Alert!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["I'd bury a bitch for you!" Scented Candle](assets/images/image28.jpg?v=9d03044c)
I'd bury a bitch for you!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Light me when you're horny" Scented Candle](assets/images/image29.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Light me when you're horny!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Light me when you want a BJ." Scented Candle](assets/images/image30.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Light me when you want a BJ.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Have a nice shit!" Scented Candle](assets/images/image31.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Have a nice shit!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Wash your fucking hands!" Scented Candle](assets/images/image32.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Wash your fucking hands!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Light me after you take a dump." Scented Candle](assets/images/image33.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Light me after you take a dump.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Please don't do coke in my bathroom!" Scented Candle](assets/images/image34.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Please don't do coke
in my bathroom!
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Pop a Squat" Scented Candle](assets/images/image35.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Pop a Squat
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Light me after you smoke." Scented Candle](assets/images/image36.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Light me after you smoke.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Dick Cheese" Scented Candle](assets/images/image37.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Dick Cheese
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Jar of Cum" Scented Candle](assets/images/image38.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Jar of Cum
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["Merry Fucking Christmas" Scented Candle](assets/images/image39.jpg?v=9d03044c)
Merry Fucking Christmas
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["On my Cigarette Break" Scented Candle](assets/images/image40.jpg?v=9d03044c)
On my Cigarette Break
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
!["idk what to get you, so here's a candle" Scented Candle](assets/images/image02.jpg?v=9d03044c)
idk what to get you,
so here's a candle.
Scented Candle
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Size: 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm)
Available in Five Scents
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Browse our collections of funny candles
What is this Nonsense?
Our Beginning
The story is pretty simple, we saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered, What's stopping me from making this simple item into something that is a combination of funny and inappropriate! And in 2022 Nonsense Scents was born!
About Nonsense Scents
Crafted from a 100% Natural Soy Wax Blend and featuring a 100% Cotton Wick, our candles burn clean and green. Housed in a Reusable Glass Vessel, they're not just a scent; they're a sustainable statement.Compact yet full of character at 2.8″ × 3.5" (7.1cm × 8.9cm), our candles come in Five Scents: Clean Cotton, Sea Salt & Orchid, White Sage & Lavender, Cinnamon Vanilla, and our personal favorite, Apple Harvest.Proudly made in the United States, our candles are a blend of American wit and craftsmanship. Join the Nonsense revolution—light up a candle and let the laughter begin!
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"Literally the best candle i've ever purchased. I will be buying everyone's Christmas gifts from your shop!"
"I wasn't sure what to expect, but these candles had me in stitches—figuratively, of course! They're like a stand-up comedy show for your nose."
"Found these candles, and they're the perfect gag gift for my boyfriend! The scent is a great too!
"Finally, a candle company that gets me! The scents are a surprise, and every burn is a mini-adventure. Warning: May cause spontaneous fits of laughter. Handle with care."