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"Wash Your Fucking Hands"
"Please Don't Do Coke In My Bathroom"
"Smells Like Bitch In Here"
"Have A Nice Shit
"You Smell Like Shit"
"Light Me After You Take A Dump"
"Pop A Squat"
"Light Me After You Smoke Weed"
"Don't Be Shy Just Poop"
"Light Me After You Smoke"
"Fugly Bitch"
"You Have A Massive Penis"
"I Love You For Your Personality"
"I'd Bury A Bitch For You"
"Reuse This Jar As An Ashtray"
"Light Me When You're Horny AF"
"Light Me When You Want A BJ"
"Light Me When You Want To Smoke"
"My Pussy"
"Get Naked"
"No Hablo Fucktardo"
"I Get Rid Of The Shit Smell In Here"
"Eat Shit"
"I Just Had Sex"
"When Lit, Lick My Clit"
"My Last Fuck"
"Jar Of Cum"
"Throw Your Shit Away, We Don't Flush"
"Go Fuck Yourself"
"Your Mom Is Hot"
"Cocaine & Hookers"
"Uhh Ohh Stinkyyy"
"College Dropout"
"Light Me When You Want To Fuck"
"I Love You For Your Personality!"
Our Reviews
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"Literally the best candle i've ever purchased. I will be buying everyone's Christmas gifts from your shop!"
Emma F. — Sep 2022
"Literally the best candle i've ever purchased. I will be buying everyone's Christmas gifts from your shop!"
Emma F. — Sep 2022
"Literally the best candle i've ever purchased. I will be buying everyone's Christmas gifts from your shop!"
Emma F. — Sep 2022
"Literally the best candle i've ever purchased. I will be buying everyone's Christmas gifts from your shop!"
Emma F. — Sep 2022

What is this nonsense?
How did we came up with the idea for Nonsense Scents? The story is pretty simple, I saw a scented candle in my apartment and wondered, What's stopping me from making this simple item into something that is a combination of funny and inappropriate.
Eco-Friendly & Non-Toxic
100% Natural Soy Wax Blend
100% Cotton Wick
Reusable Glass Vessel
Glossy Permanent Adhesive Label
Created in the USA
Eco-Friendly
& Non-Toxic
100% Natural
Soy Wax Blend
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in the USA
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